at what point do u get upgraded from “damp” to “sodden”, and then to “bedraggled” (maybe via “soaked”) ?
@erin think it'd have to be defined in percentage of total weight that is currently external water

is referring to a small person as "n pounds soaking wet" a thing in metric countries? or do you weigh people in dry vs wet stones?

@emily “…pounds soaking wet” I think you’d need to tag that as nsfw in metric countries.. (no)

and what the heck is a wet stone?

@erin @emily you use wet stones to sharpen knives :) (but usually spelled whetstone)

(and they do weigh slightly more when wet, because they tend to be made from porous stone)