emily, blinkenlight witch

@emily@fedi.uni.horse
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I make electronics go beep boop and tools go spinny. Also, I pet cats sometimes.

Follow requests require approval because bots and asshats; if you have literally anything to convince me you're neither of those things I will probably accept.

I understand nuance and will not be mad if you respectfully disagree with me on something. (I hate that the state of the internet is such that this isn't a default assumption.)
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no, at&t, I do not think Smart Home Manager will solve this issue

(the "issue" is that I unplugged our network stuff today)
trailer loading is ~done, except the last bit of laundry which I am going to throw directly into the trailer in a laundry basket with no further packing as soon as it's done

worth not paying a moving company an extra $6K to do it, but damn that was a pain in the ass
so part of selling a house is filling out this form about whether your appliances are broken and also whether you plan to take them with you

"is your countertop operating" is definitely a question i have been asked
the problem with this entire space is that it's taken up by companies that think *I* am the problem (i.e. I have some sort of phone addiction that I am trying to break), and that they know exactly the solution for this: here's android but we blocked off some of the features to protect me from myself

no, that is neither the problem I am trying to solve, nor a genre of solution I want for any problem
on that note, what's your favorite non-android non-apple phone that works on modern US carriers

please do not suggest android forks that are not called "android" but are essentially the same OS, as "best non-android phones of 2025" listicles love to do
replacement phone: acquired, got a $99 moto g play, I'll just throw it on ebay later for some fraction of that proportional to how much of the shit I beat out of it in the meantime

there was a woman at the store who apparently gets gifted a shocking number of apple products because she has That Kind Of Family, and offered to just *give* me her old iphone, but (1) apple UIs are aggressively incompatible with emily and (2) it seemed like her problem was going to take *forever* to solve
$partner joked that this is a sign I should finally upgrade from my very janky phone, but (1) the jankiness is a property of the emily, not the phone, and (2) I would need the SIM from it

but maybe I just go down to the $carrier store tomorrow morning and ask them for a new SIM and a flip phone
it is definitely within wifi range, i can ping it and poke it with kdeconnect

unfortunately kdeconnect's "get phone to make loud noise" button has not worked for me for a while
fuck, I have misplaced my phone somewhere and I strongly suspect it's in the trailer full of boxes
we have reached the point of moving where i just throw stuff at the end of the driveway with a half assed "free stuff" sign and notify craigslist that it's there

so many *items*