at what point do u get upgraded from “damp” to “sodden”, and then to “bedraggled” (maybe via “soaked”) ?
@erin think it'd have to be defined in percentage of total weight that is currently external water

is referring to a small person as "n pounds soaking wet" a thing in metric countries? or do you weigh people in dry vs wet stones?

@emily “…pounds soaking wet” I think you’d need to tag that as nsfw in metric countries.. (no)

and what the heck is a wet stone?

@erin "they weigh 100 pounds soaking wet" is an idiom here to refer to particularly small/light people, the implication being that they are usually even lighter than that but adding water makes them heavier

i have a vague idea of people measuring weight in "stone" over there but iirc it's mostly an old person thing, but a wet stone would clearly weigh more than an equivalent dry stone
@emily weird! we have (had, only old people now) stone, but not wet stone…
@erin suggest grabbing a nearby stone, weighing it both dry and wet, and using the percentage difference as your reference point for "soaked"
@erin now thoroughly semantically satiated on "soak" and its inflections