Satan’s not out here murdering 168 school children. Christians are doing that.
Satan doesn’t kill a single person in the Bible. Yahweh on the other hand…
Satan isn’t really much of a presence in the Bible at all. Christians made up more shit to have something to blame for everything they don’t like.

Wasn’t it that Satan did 4 things?

  • A bit of arrogant rant that he is not gonna serve humans. Got thrown to hell. By all loving father. Yeah.
  • Still prissy, nudged Eve to break the God rule abput apple. God hat a meltdown and not only banished but also cursed Adam amd Eve.
  • Teased Jesus to break his goal. Didn’t work.
  • Teased God on few occassions about devotion of humans. Then God made people suffer to prove his point.

Like, Lucifer always seemed to me more like disgruntled old family friend/worker than some evil guy.

The serpent being Satan was a retcon from the New Testament, too.