There's a commercial for a casino app where Wayne Gretzky is dealt two 9 cards and says to a blackjack dealer "I never split nines."

Two things:

1. I didn't know it was Gretzky, I just thought it was a random older guy.

2. I've been practicing imitating his voice/delivery and my wife says I've gotten pretty good, so if you're working on something and need someone that sounds like Wayne Gretzky to deliver the line "I never split nines" but you don't want to pay Wayne Gretzky prices, hit me up!

I'm working on my Johnny Gilbert saying "This. Is. Jeopardy!" but my wife's notes suggest that I sound like I've only just regained hearing after losing it at a young age.