Fuck. Reflect Orbital apparently had more time than we thought to respond, and they just did. We have a lot more writing to do. Hopefully some of you who wrote comments will also write and submit replies to Reflect Orbital's FCC response. I'm sure it's total bullshit, and I am not sure when I will have the strength to read it.
Fuck you, Reflect Orbital. I hate absolutely everything you are planning to do. Really tempted to submit THAT to the FCC...but I will rethink when not 100% exhausted.
Sam, have you thought about this new opportunity? SPACE TELEPHONE POLES.
With all of those communication satellites in orbit, they need poles to carry all that information between themselves and to hold them up there.
And since it's space, with space termites, space wind, and space demons (that somehow infiltrated the heavens) they can't be made out of wood, no. TITANIUM SPACE TELEPHONE POLES!
And since it's space (did I say that already) we have to use biblical measurements for accurate heaven placement.
And since it's space (I feel like I am repeating myself), the tech bros have already made it OK for things to fall out of space.
Yes, we gotta look towards the future Sam, not the past.
Prof. Sam Lawler
SnowBlind2005