Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him

https://lemmy.world/post/44725680

Just eat a lot… problem solved!
Eat a lot and don’t poop, hold it tight.
I’m still learning
Gotta yoyo that bitch
Lemmy: “have you heard about our lord and savior, beans?”
Prunes work best
Dead in car crash doing 80 over the limit?
Probably couldn’t get away from his wife.
Fingers is the easiest way. Just make sure to use lube.
no lube. is lard or Crisco acceptable?
I’m from the internet, do NOT use a lightbulb.
Or a jar…
Om nom nom nom no-O*O
Relevant username?
“What am I, the butthole repair man?”
6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you
Remember to first bring stuff to room temperature
It’s because only psychos put a space in butthole!