TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid

Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him

https://lemmy.world/post/44725680

Mar 25 at 1:34pmWeb
Show threadQProphecyMar 25
Just eat a lot… problem solved!
Show threadEvil KittyMar 25
Eat a lot and don’t poop, hold it tight.
Show threadQProphecyMar 25
I’m still learning
Show threadDerpenheimMar 25
Gotta yoyo that bitch
Show threadGhostalmediaMar 25
Lemmy: “have you heard about our lord and savior, beans?”
Show threadredsandMar 25
Prunes work best
Show threadwabassoMar 25
Dead in car crash doing 80 over the limit?
Show threadTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoidMar 25
Probably couldn’t get away from his wife.
Show threadgegilMar 25
Fingers is the easiest way. Just make sure to use lube.
Show threadGreenKnight23Mar 25
no lube. is lard or Crisco acceptable?
Show threadBaŝtoMar 25
peenut butter
Show threadGreenKnight23Mar 25
Show threadTrackinDaKrakenMar 25
I’m from the internet, do NOT use a lightbulb.
Show threadCapt. WolfMar 25
Or a jar…
Show threadGrostletonMar 25
Om nom nom nom no-O*O
Show threadCIA_chatbotMar 25
Relevant username?
Show threadSundrayMar 25
“What am I, the butthole repair man?”
Show threadshweddyMar 25
6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you
Show threadBaŝtoMar 25
Remember to first bring stuff to room temperature
Show threadhansoloMar 25
Corn!
Show threadFishFaceMar 25
It’s because only psychos put a space in butthole!
Show threadCeruleumMar 26
Super glue.
Show threadbrown567Mar 26
Fiber