I love it when people share photos of their ant infestation with me. It always feels like they think I might know some prominent ant in that particular colony and be able to email them or something "listen, ya'll need to get out of Tony's BBQ, he's on the verge of firing it up without letting you move out first."

Like I'm responsible for all of the ants, and I'm their ambassador or something. I mean... it's a little true. But, the ants will do what they want. They will get into everything.

@futurebird I have just realized that I don’t know the gender-neutral version of “I know a guy…”

@Virginicus @futurebird

'frood' is gender-neutral

@saltywizard I’m not hoopy enough to use it without feeling awkward.

@Virginicus

as long as your know where your towel is.