NanoraptorWhatever you hear I was *not* patient zero.
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ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟ@NanoRaptor I’m on the phone to the doctors.
I am “Currently patient number three in the queue”.
I am “Currently patient number three in the queue”.
1.3.6.1.4.1.61513@NanoRaptor blew my mind when someone informed me that patient zero was actually an O misinterpreted as 0
SkjeggtrollWhen a bread-queue turns into a riot, was there an impatient zero?
💬@NanoRaptor if someone engineers the disease, can you call them patient -1 ?
zhenech@NanoRaptor Because Nanolang starts arrays at -1, like everyone should?
Alex von Kitchen@NanoRaptor well then tell us who you got it off!
squaregoldfish
Tom Lehrer - I got it from Agnes | SUB ITA
jonoleth@NanoRaptor My Mastodon post raises a lot of questions already answered by my Mastodon post
Mei Lin 
@NanoRaptor
That is something Patient Zero would say...
That is something Patient Zero would say...
chris smith@NanoRaptor that is NOT what i wrote n the bathroom stall
@NanoRaptor I have Patience Zero, if that's relevant.
Jamie Gaskins
Marc Etienne@NanoRaptor all I heard was that you have zero patience.
Eli the BeardedThere's an old story about the early attempts to find the origin of AIDS where they labelled one person as "O" for "outside" (outside local area) and later readers of the report considered that guy "patient zero" due to O/0 confusion.
Anyway, Dana ≠ 0
Admiral Memo@NanoRaptor Were you Patient One?
Isaac Freeman@NanoRaptor My Erdös-Bacon-COVID number is well over a billion.
Major Denis Bloodnok@NanoRaptor For my part I'm too impatient to ever be patient zero.