I am going to figure out a way to make into a sport the act of intimidating people who noise pollute. making them soil themselves and such. really making them not want to be there, to not want to make their truly obnoxious noise in shared spaces or other people's spaces ever again.

it plays a bit like blackjack whereby the closest you come to killing the noisy bastard, without killing the noisy bastard, wins the round. if you go over you bust out.