Mastodawn

I love it when people share photos of their ant infestation with me. It always feels like they think I might know some prominent ant in that particular colony and be able to email them or something "listen, ya'll need to get out of Tony's BBQ, he's on the verge of firing it up without letting you move out first."

Like I'm responsible for all of the ants, and I'm their ambassador or something. I mean... it's a little true. But, the ants will do what they want. They will get into everything.

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myrmepropagandist Mar 25

And when I say "I love it" I'm not being sarcastic, although I do find it kind of funny.

"Look what YOUR ants are doing!"

Please don't get mad I'll ask them stop, I'm certain we can work this out somehow...

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Proto Himbo European

@futurebird We had ants in our kitchen for a few years, coming in through a wall. They're gone now. My brother-in-law thinks he eliminated their nests under the siding or something whatever. I'm pretty sure it's because I finally started telling them you'd be disappointed in their behavior.