Excuse me, ma'am. I just need to search your bag for *checks notes* illegal routers.

And what is your name, ma'am?

Nat?

I'm afraid that you'll have to come with me...

@neil No one said Link?
@shaungriffith @neil Wait, TP Link isn't a company selling loo roll holders?
@raphv @shaungriffith @neil The ones with a magazine of rolls, and automatic feeding of one after the other?