Myno Mar 25
i want it
Show threadMyno Mar 25
i could live off club sandwiches forever
Show threadMyno Mar 25
it has a toggle between 2 and 3 slice mode for if youre a coward
Show threadMyno Mar 25
alternatively: https://en.russellhobbs.com/product/compact-toaster
Compact Home Brushed 1 Slot Toaster | Russell Hobbs Europe

The Compact Home Brushed 1 Slot Toaster brings you stylish design and premium performance, whilst still saving you space in your kitchen. In a brushed stainless steel with chrome accents, this 1 slice toaster has everything you’ll need. It’s perfect for your home away from home, a city centre apartment or if you’re simply just looking for a way to save on space in your kitchen. This compact toaster is perfect for enjoying a crunchy slice of toast to yourself. The Compact Home Brushed 1 Slot Toaster might be small in size but it’s always big on performance.

Show threadMyno Mar 25
im completing zhe set https://www.sydneycommercialkitchens.com.au/brands/roband/roband-tc55-5-slice-vertical-toaster
Show threadMyno 
sadly science has yet to invent zhe 7 slice toaster
Mar 25 at 11:35amWeb
Show threadMyno Mar 25
8, 10 and 12 slice all exist and zhen zheres a gap and zhen zheres zhis fucker https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/13334cz/was_out_shopping_and_came_across_the_worlds/
Show threadMyno Mar 25
1000 toasts per hour https://www.allianceonline.co.uk/fortius-vollrath-3-slice-feed-conveyor-toaster-ct4-2301000-stainless-steel-wcvt4360.html
Vollrath CT4-2301000 Stainless Steel 3 Slice Feed Conveyor Toaster 1000 Slices Per Hour

Vollrath CT4-2301000 Stainless Steel 3 Slice Feed Conveyor Toaster 1000 Slices Per Hour available online. Supplied with fast delivery!

Show threadMyno Mar 25
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Euewj1ErE9c
9 Best Conveyor Toasters 2020

YouTube
Show threadMyno Mar 25
every video on zhis channel feels like its sapping away my life energy
Show threadmothMar 25
@mynotaurus fax machine
Show threadZuthalMar 25
@mynotaurus 1000 slices per hour with three in parallel implies 10.8 seconds per slice which doesn't feel like it is enough to get the toast heated through
Show threadbyte (is having a bad time)Mar 25
@zuthal @mynotaurus but za heating zone is more zhan one slice *long*, so za toast times are overlapped
Show threadV_Mags_Fox 🏳️‍⚧️:3Mar 25
@mynotaurus I can smell the charred bagel that got stuck in there from here.
Show threadLight The Unicorn!Mar 25
@mynotaurus Ah yes, memories of the con hotel breakfasts flood into mind!
Show threadV_Mags_Fox 🏳️‍⚧️:3Mar 25
@LightTheUnicorn @mynotaurus
*squeeeeeeeek*
*squeeeeeeeek*
*squeeeeeeeek*
“Oh for gods sakes! Who turned this all the way up!”
Show threadLight The Unicorn!Mar 25
@V_Mags_Fox @mynotaurus Last one I used had a colour display and everything. Just to display the temperature. What a world of toast we live in.
Show threadV_Mags_Fox 🏳️‍⚧️:3Mar 25
@LightTheUnicorn @mynotaurus
Sorry, toaster’s gotta boot up first.
Show threadFyxMar 25
@mynotaurus all toasters toast toast
Show threadZuthalMar 25

@mynotaurus 34 slots and it still can only toast square sandwich bread

i like my toasters to have a long slot so it can toast more kinds of bread

Show threadbeeps Mar 25

@mynotaurus is that photo from a Nisbets I wonder

Nisbets is fun to wander around

Show threadpatterMar 25
@mynotaurus grumbling about crumpets coming in packs of 9 when my toaster only has 2 slots