Myno 
i want it
alternatively: https://en.russellhobbs.com/product/compact-toaster
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8, 10 and 12 slice all exist and zhen zheres a gap and zhen zheres zhis fucker https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/13334cz/was_out_shopping_and_came_across_the_worlds/
moth@mynotaurus fax machine
Zuthal@mynotaurus 1000 slices per hour with three in parallel implies 10.8 seconds per slice which doesn't feel like it is enough to get the toast heated through
byte (is having a bad time)@zuthal @mynotaurus but za heating zone is more zhan one slice *long*, so za toast times are overlapped
V_Mags_Fox 🏳️⚧️:3@mynotaurus I can smell the charred bagel that got stuck in there from here.
Light The Unicorn!@mynotaurus Ah yes, memories of the con hotel breakfasts flood into mind!
@LightTheUnicorn @mynotaurus
*squeeeeeeeek*
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“Oh for gods sakes! Who turned this all the way up!”
*squeeeeeeeek*
*squeeeeeeeek*
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“Oh for gods sakes! Who turned this all the way up!”
@V_Mags_Fox @mynotaurus Last one I used had a colour display and everything. Just to display the temperature. What a world of toast we live in.
Fyx@mynotaurus all toasters toast toast
@mynotaurus 34 slots and it still can only toast square sandwich bread
i like my toasters to have a long slot so it can toast more kinds of bread
beeps 
@mynotaurus is that photo from a Nisbets I wonder
Nisbets is fun to wander around
patter@mynotaurus grumbling about crumpets coming in packs of 9 when my toaster only has 2 slots
@mynotaurus i like the 'related articles' section where all the images have a gemini logo just partially visible in the corner
@mynotaurus why even have articles
Cato, registered Lynx Ⓛ@mynotaurus now that's some serious toastage
@mynotaurus n slice toaster if you wait long enough https://www.bartscher.com/int/en/Toasters/Conveyor-toaster-DLT150-1/p/A100205
@mynotaurus probably not a bad idea if you are not closing your sandwiches
time to toast another slice of toast is probably close to the time to top and eat the last one
so you always have freshly toasted toast