Every bank is like “we’re more than just a bank” and all anyone wants is for them to shut the fuck up and be a bank

@Daojoan there’s a laundromat near my house called “More than a laundromat”, but it really is simply a laundromat. It makes me chuckle to think about.

Like, c’mon laundromat it’s really ok, just be yourself no one said you have to be anything else.

@cpkimber @Daojoan Ngl slap a few coin-operated pinball machines in there and you could double your money, easy.
@theorangetheme @cpkimber @Daojoan there was a laundromat / bar on the high street near where I grew up. Legit "more than just a laundromat" - you could have a beer and play a game of pool while you waited for your washing to finish. I never brought laundry there but I went for drinks a few times and the laundry machines were in use.
@dragonfrog @theorangetheme @cpkimber @Daojoan in Utah there was laundromat /tanning salon