A "privacy notice" is often - not always, but often - really an "anti-privacy notice".

@neil

"We care about your privacy" (but not in the way you think!)

I get a little dose of enjoyment from clicking "disagree" to one of those "we care about your privacy" notices. I reject their claim.

@henrik @neil

@neil Notice your privacy? Not anymore you don't.
@neil Good point. A "privacy notice" feels a lot like a "ransom note".
@neil “we care about your privacy so we will tell you who we’re selling your private data to”
@neil We Value Your Privacy So Much We've Sold It.