Every bank is like “we’re more than just a bank” and all anyone wants is for them to shut the fuck up and be a bank
@Daojoan also banks: “we’re here for you. It’s a journey and we want to grow together”.
Also banks later: “Oh, you mean you’re having tough times? Oh no, we didn’t mean were ‘there for you’ like that. Sorry cant help… P.S., your fees are going up (so we can better grow together).”