Bryan L. Fordham1d ago
Alice McFlurry 
I want to get famous enough to appear on a red carpet so people will ask me who I’m wearing and then I can list off all of my Amazon brands like "the dress is WRZGYA and the shoes are KBVRZY."
May 23, 2024 at 4:04pmWeb
Show threadObsoleteMay 23, 2024
@Alice
🤣. I’ve always wanted to carry someone on my back, piggyback style, for when they ask who I’m wearing
Show threadYFNAMay 23, 2024
@SNerd @Alice Oh, today I'm wearing Roger. He's my neighbor's child
Show threadShivviness2d ago

@AnarchoNeighbor @SNerd @Alice

I'm wearing Sir Didymus.

Show threadDiabetic HeihachiMay 23, 2024
@Alice
This one might take some practice.
Show threadObsoleteMay 23, 2024
@DavBot @Alice
They fell asleep on the keyboard?
Show threadpurple's a fire marshal first aider1d ago

@SNerd @DavBot @Alice maoyiyouxiangongsi is a apparently latinisation of 贸易有限公司, which supposedly means something like ‘Trading Limited’

Shenzhen is of course a city, and then I guess Hongchengyazhou is a name of some sort?

So all together looks to be something like ‘Smith Jones of London Trading Limited’, all in all a perfectly reasonable sort of name.

Show threadLegally ZoéMay 23, 2024
@Alice a friend told me she liked my purse. Thanks! It's a ZHUOKU!
Show threadshom 🐧📷🤿🏔️🪚✊🏽May 23, 2024
@Alice is KBVRZY short for Kebav Rizzy?
Show threadkaramazov1879May 23, 2024
@Alice But amazon sucks bezo's balls.
Show threadCarrie ✌🏻🫀🤟🏻May 23, 2024
@Alice ewww Amazon
Show threadJayMay 23, 2024

@Alice Breaking: Woman At LA Film Awards Accidentally Kills 14 People By Summoning Hell-Portal

“Why didn’t I run? Oh, I just thought is was the Hyperloop coming online,” explains single remaining onlooker.

Show threadJosh2d ago
@Alice "Oh you're so sweet darling, did you not know that the '2" in VMK2YGO is silent?"
Show threadKierkethumbs up convincingly2d ago
@Alice
”who are you wearing?”
”eric trump”
Show threadNatasha Ekara2d ago
@Alice same here but some items are delivered by Ali Express 🤣
Show threadtuban_muzuru2d ago

@Alice

May you be blessed with wealth and health and a happy life.

May you never be famous. It's a curse

Show threadm3t00🌎🇺🇦1d ago
@Alice
reminded me of some insane numbers of leggings reviews someone pointed out. be sure to write reviews; https://www.amazon.com/s?k=leggings+reviews
Amazon.com : leggings reviews

Show threadPaul Hoffman1d ago
@Alice Although I must say that COOFANDY actually makes good clothes. I suspect that you can find them in cheap shops with a less ridiculous name.
Show threadmyrmepropagandist1d ago

@Alice

... but ... you'd wear exclusively "Ants Only" if you were famous like that right?

https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/114279210709961436

:(

Show threadDoreen32128 ready to rumble!1d ago
@Alice hahaaaaaaaaaa!