Every bank is like “we’re more than just a bank” and all anyone wants is for them to shut the fuck up and be a bank
@Daojoan this is why I signed up for my bank's "you like surveys don't you?" list. every few months I get asked a bunch of inane questions about the wording for a hypothetical credit card offer, and most of my responses are like, "geez I don't care about any of this weird micro-optimization that feels like it's trying to trick me in some way. this would go straight to spam in 0.5 seconds if I weren't looking at it for this survey"
@gray17 @Daojoan They wound up using every single one of them, didn’t they?