Mastodawn

Insecurity Princess 🌈💖🔥Mar 25

borg face laser pointers why

Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈Mar 25

They all get Meta glasses. It's part of Zuck's contract with the Borg.

To more accurately cast that patented Borg withering glare.

Anthropy Mar 25

@RikerGoogling to annoy the leader if they're doing a speech so they get covered in laser dots

SouprMatt Mar 25

@RikerGoogling The Borg cats demanded it

It's a left over from early borg models where the collective had to make drones chase the laser pointer dot to get them to go anywhere.

HowToPhil (Phillip R)Mar 25

@RikerGoogling I figured it was some advanced form of a laser thermometer

Tzimisce Flesh Mar 25

@RikerGoogling kink

Benjamin D. Hutchins Mar 25

@RikerGoogling How else are they supposed to point stuff out on the charts when they're having Borg middle management meetings? Most of them don't have hands that could grasp a regular pointer any more...

TheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀Mar 25

@RikerGoogling 🤔🖖

@RikerGoogling Okeh, don't…speak in…these weird haikus. ( at 2:19 if the time-indexed link doesn't work)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxqca4RQd_M&t=139s

If Google Was A Guy (Full Series)

YouTube

fluffy 💜Mar 25

@RikerGoogling To distract the cats.

Paul_IPv6 Mar 25

your time will be assimilated.
powerpoint resistance is futile.

oneupthextraman Mar 25

@RikerGoogling For better accuracy when looking at things.

@RikerGoogling The rule of cool

famousringo Mar 25

@RikerGoogling laser thermometer to determine how hot you are.

@RikerGoogling an always connected mind needs extra guidance to maintain focus on what’s right in front of it.

gunstick Mar 25

@RikerGoogling would you prefer the Borg having the laser between the legs?

Ohad Lutzky Mar 26

@gerrowadat retooted this and I was thinking it's the strangest Google swag.