Someone suggested not pulling any April Fool's pranks this year and I think we all need to get on board with that.

Because, you know, all this.

@StaceyCornelius
When The Onion produces stories more believable than the New York Times?
@quoidian Fair point.
@StaceyCornelius @quoidian a german satirical paper has the tradition to only produce real news stories on 1st of April. And it's so amazingly good.
@assimilateborg Oh that's brilliant.