GreenDotGuy2d ago
Dev
Kirkland Signature™ File System
Mar 24 at 9:56pmWeb
Show threadNick Gully2d ago
@dev only comes in zetabit sizes
Show threadash2d ago
@dev lots of space, low utilization, zero redundancy
Show threadkaoudis2d ago
@dev enterprise size or FAMILY SIZE
Show threadGreenDotGuy2d ago
@dev Instead of a long and complicated fsck, you verify filesystem integrity by having someone eyeball your journal and then they swipe a sharpie on your drive.
Show threadTheMagicalC2d ago
@dev NTFS?
Show threadAndres2d ago

@dev Finally, an affordable file system that my kids will eat!

(They hate the texture of ext4's dentries and complain that the superblock isn't salty enough. Also that it tastes like expired ext3.)

Show threadnobody2d ago
@dev [i was going to mention ReiserFS but I'd better not]
Show threadSean Murthy2d ago
@dev starts out as an endorsement label on a known file system. Over time, the updates make it a label on a FOSS file system.
Show threadI AM BANKSY ☕ / 🗑‍🔥2d ago
@dev
Have to buy it a petabyte at a time.