borg face laser pointers why

@RikerGoogling

They all get Meta glasses. It's part of Zuck's contract with the Borg.

@RikerGoogling

To more accurately cast that patented Borg withering glare.

@RikerGoogling to annoy the leader if they're doing a speech so they get covered in laser dots
@RikerGoogling The Borg cats demanded it

@RikerGoogling

It's a left over from early borg models where the collective had to make drones chase the laser pointer dot to get them to go anywhere.

@RikerGoogling I figured it was some advanced form of a laser thermometer
@RikerGoogling How else are they supposed to point stuff out on the charts when they're having Borg middle management meetings? Most of them don't have hands that could grasp a regular pointer any more...

@RikerGoogling Okeh, don'tโ€ฆspeak inโ€ฆthese weird haikus. ( at 2:19 if the time-indexed link doesn't work)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxqca4RQd_M&t=139s

If Google Was A Guy (Full Series)

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your time will be assimilated.
powerpoint resistance is futile.

@RikerGoogling For better accuracy when looking at things.
@RikerGoogling laser thermometer to determine how hot you are.
@RikerGoogling an always connected mind needs extra guidance to maintain focus on whatโ€™s right in front of it.
@RikerGoogling would you prefer the Borg having the laser between the legs?
@gerrowadat retooted this and I was thinking it's the strangest Google swag.