Why do I use a laptop tray?

Because I write Rust and wear shorts.

@mttaggart Your socks aren't high enough then.

@cR0w The thigh-highs aren't for Rust.

But see the fursuit would mitigate this issue.

@mttaggart Huh. I thought programmer socks were required for Rust. Fursuit required in public. And trans is optional but encouraged. I admit that maybe my circle is a bit skewed though.
@cR0w You're not wrong. I am the outlier here.
@mttaggart The same reason smiths use an apron before the furnace, then.
@mttaggart I never heard of one. It's 23:15 and I'm too lazy to visualise anything other than a larger-than-normal DVD tray that pops out from within the laptop.