#Dgar has man-flu.

Will post funeral notice later.

#Dgar seems to have recovered somewhat.

Notice post may be even later now.

@dgar

A resurrection timeframe almost on par with Jesus.
Congratulations.

@dgar This is good to hear - look after yourself mate! 😊🫢 πŸΏοΈπŸ––
@dgar 🀣 feel better!
@dgar you can't post your own funeral notice unless you're Chuck Norris or John Mastodon
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@dgar Rest in paroxisms. πŸ₯€

@dgar

Don't send flowers; there will a a jerry can outside the service where you can donate. (Premium 95, 500 ml minimum please)

@dgar

Oh dear ... should have had a flu shot ...

Only thing that will help you now is a shot of Whisky, a shot of Tequila or a shot of Vodka ... mixed with honey and lemon juice ...

@MyView 🍹

@dgar

Well ... as they do say .. it's past 5 o'clock somewhere ...

@MyView 🀣

@dgar

Laughter is good medicine too ...and sure to be some new 'dad jokes' out there somewhere ... just keep the tissue box and hand sanitiser close to the laptop :)

@MyView @dgar best take it all, to make sure it works.
@dgar
Hope you feel better soon...
@ddlyh thank you πŸ™
@dgar feel better soon!
@elliek Thank you ☺️
@dgar Aww, that's not fun. I was hospitalised with Influenza A about a month after I had a fluvax. The doctors said the fluvax saved my life. I won't list all the things my lungs went through after that, but I was in hospital for weeks. It was dreadful. I do hope you get better soon, Dgar. Get plenty of rest and keep your fluids up
@dgar Hope it passes quickly. πŸ™
@quadrivial me too! ✌️
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How you recover before you post the announcement.