RE: https://mastodon.social/@ninlyricbot/116286169735439556

Ate the watermelon too fast again...

@catsalad Just eat seedless grapes. They are awesome.

@catsalad As a kid, the lore was if you ate a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow inside you.

Of course, now we know that's not true, because Monsanto-produced crops are sterile to protect the interests of capital.

@catsalad

At least it wasn't the avocado this time.

@TheZorse The seed is high in fibre, so why so hard to pass?
@catsalad i think mine is an apple. Or hemp? Or walnut?