AI6YR Ben2d ago

The Guardian: Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck

"...Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones. Victims’ families blame what they say is the faulty design...“The body inside was severely burnt and was completely unidentifiable,” one officer wrote in his report. “You could see a pelvic spine and ribcage laying across the front two seats, mostly in the passenger seat,” another wrote..."

(CW: gory descriptions of what happens when people are incinerated to death in a Cybertruck)

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/18/tesla-cybertruck-crashes-battery-fires

#tesla #cybertruck #gory

Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck

Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they disintegrated drivers’ bones. Victims’ families blame what they say is faulty design

The Guardian
Show threadFreddyB Aviation Photography

@ai6yr Simpsons already did this BTW

"Unexplained fires are a matter for the court"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_Jl5WFQkA

The Simpsons - Canyonero

This is the Canyonero song from Season 9 Episode 15 of the Simpsons, The Last Temptation of Krust.

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Show threadAI6YR Ben2d ago
@cvvhrn lol
Show threadFreddyB Aviation Photography2d ago

@ai6yr lol

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Show threadNazo2d ago

@cvvhrn @ai6yr Simpsons has had a LONG running parody of vehicles exploding for no good reason (usually after the tiniest accident.) Parodying Hollywood's ways I guess.

That all predated these. I'm sure they'd really go nuts with these if they still had the same writers and style.