I know nothing about plants, other than that Iโve learnt that they die if I try to take care of them. So I leave them alone and they look after themselves. Iโve been ignoring this plant for a year. I donโt know what it is or what it does. The other day, I noticed a weird little mismatched shoot. It keeps growing, more and more overnight, like Jackโs Beanstalk, up and up and up. I think unfurling may happen. I am not even embarrassed about how exciting I find this.



