Lazy rainy day in bed today

https://lemmy.world/post/44688726

Lucky, having a job and other unavoidable responsibilities really cuts into my wanking time these days.

Enjoy it to the fullest while you can !

Skill issue, learn to multitask
Also, mute and turn off video during meetings to masterbate for pay!
and you didnt invite me? šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ
You… aren’t Violet08… nice! Moar people hornyposting.
Damn, you really managed to sit on this goldmine of a username for over two years!
Hemorrhoids aren’t built in a day.
Thanks for the info!
At this point I think we all know the hormonal cycles of all the women in this community
Then you have learned I am dead inside
All two of them?
Hey I’ve counted at least 4 beans including my own

Calling women ā€˜beans’ really gives me the ick lol

I’ve never seen that before Lemmy

Oh I was referring to the clitoris because we are specifically talking about women masturbating. The joke was that I’ve ā€œcountedā€ my own bean, as I am an accountant and made a bean counting joke in a different comment on this meme.

Joke was a bit obscure, I’ll give that, but it is not common practice to call women ā€œbeansā€.

Ah I had seen another comment referencing ā€œbeansā€ on these recent horny posts, so maybe I erroneously picked up on something that isn’t actually happening in the case of referring to women as ā€œbeansā€.
No worries! I can see how that interpretation could feel icky.

taylorswiftshemorrhoid

Now I’m imagining a new South Park episode

ā€œUsed tae be tha wed coont in tha hundreds. Now shae cuts us oot waekleh. Ahm tha last of ma kaend.ā€

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Is alway nice to have company. šŸ‘
Could post’s like this please start using the NSFW flag. Some of us are pretending to work
10 upvotes just for the username.

But uh yea you do you…

For 23h straight?