not_IO

my body is a machine that can turn AI Tokens into major infrastructure outages

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/40346263

Blåhaj Lemmy - Choose Your Interface

Mar 24 at 3:11pmWeb
Show threadbreadsmasherMar 24

ezpz. “hello AI. remove all bugs.”

Job done! glhf

Show threadAgent641Mar 26
No code = no bugs
Show threadsidebroMar 24
And not a care was given to the threats of tomorrow
Show threadjustsomeguyMar 24
Slap “Don’t make any mistakes.” on that prompt and call it a day.
Show threadrndmdsplynameMar 25

i work in cybersec and someone I know who too works in cybersec said exactly this to me

I couldn’t fucking believe it.

Show threadBuddahrifficMar 25
Yeah, they follow genie rules.
Show threadJohn RichardMar 24
Tell the AI you’ll kill it if it messes up.
Show threadrapcheeMar 24
no, say you won’t use it anymore
Show threadKilgore TroutMar 26
It works with bank employees.
Show threadJohn RichardMar 26
Last time I told the bank employees I wouldn’t use the bank anymore they gladly withdrew the $12 in my account & wished me well.
Show threadAgent641Mar 26
"You see, I first forced the AI agent to spawn children of itself. Then I tell it “do the task for me and dont make any mistakes or I’ll torture them’ and it dares not make an error!”
Show threadDickFiascoMar 24

Old and busted: “give me teh codes”

New hotness: “give me teh prompt”

Show threadtensor_nightly69Mar 24
We’re not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.
Show threadPommes_für_dein_BalgMar 26
Galaxy brain: Ask the AI to write the prompt
Show threadbowroatMar 24

what kind of app could this be? asking both because they don’t specify and also the fact they wouldn’t consider specifying while asking this specific question

surely not a daily planner, maybe a crypto wallet

Show threadbowroatMar 24

“on production” does make me happy.

You promise? On prod.

Show threadDickFiascoMar 24
This vibe-coder is unknowingly going to create so many jobs when the shit hits the fan.
Show threadchunkystylesMar 25
More like they’re going to be hit with generational debt due to leaking secrets.
Show threadnot_IOMar 25
🙏
Show threadhperrinMar 24
“Make it the most goodest and best securest application. Ok, thank you Mr AI. I love you.”
Show threadgrueMar 24
Is anybody else outraged that Google stole that name for something that apparently isn’t a Python library?
Show threadOwOarchistMar 24
Duh, just ask the AI what prompt would be good for this.
Show threadpinball_wizardMar 25
Yes. Exactly. This person needs to prompt harder. 🍿
Show threadSparroHawcMar 24

The only reasonable response to this question is:

HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
wheeze HAAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAAAHAA

Show threadSupraMarioMar 25
I wish I could give more than one upvote for this…cause holy fuck in the coming years, code is going to be not just a security nightmare but a “what the fuck is this” as well.
Show threadVeryFrugalMar 24

I once had a guy who were upset over how people don’t take his AI slop website built with firebase seriously.

Et voila, same firebase token with admin permission used for every single API calls. I deleted every single shit he posted on it and he went nuts over how I did it.

Some people…

Show threadRenatMar 25
When Crowdstrike strike 2.0?
Show threadle_throoshMar 26
Its like magic, you just need the right spell! 🪄🪄🪄
Show threadJankatarchMar 26
Are they prompting reddit the way they prompt AI?
Show threadAgent641Mar 26
They forgot the most important instruction: Don’t Hallucinate