Why are plumbers always late? 😢

@stefano they are too busy hanging with Yoshi and rescuing Princesses?

You are talking about Italian plumbers, right?
😅

@SrRochardBunson yes, Mario.
And yes, Mario is his real name!

@stefano 😂 the jokes write themselves!

The other one I was spitballing involved "getting up at the crack of dawn" but then I wondered if "plumber's crack" was universal.