Why are plumbers always late? 😒
@stefano stuck in a pipe, stalking Peach.

@stefano they are too busy hanging with Yoshi and rescuing Princesses?

You are talking about Italian plumbers, right?
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@SrRochardBunson yes, Mario.
And yes, Mario is his real name!

@stefano πŸ˜‚ the jokes write themselves!

The other one I was spitballing involved "getting up at the crack of dawn" but then I wondered if "plumber's crack" was universal.

@stefano Mario Bros.? :)
@denix Just one - at least, the last time he came alone
@stefano because time leaks
@stefano A wizard plumber is never late. He arrives precisely when he means to.
@stefano Went to the wrong castle?

@stefano

They know shit you don't.