HikermickQuadruple amputee cornhole champion facing murder charges in fatal shooting
…cornhole champion?
Seems awfully ridiculous to mention.
“Officers surrounded the rapist – who btw was pretty sick at drums – before apprehending him.”
…?
The news should be required to mention one factoid about whomever they’re talking about.
“Local Yu-Gi-Oh champion arrested over altercation with Burger King employee regarding trap cards.”
Yu-Gi-Oh: “You see, ‘Pot of Greed’ lets me draw two cards.”
BK employee: “But, what does ‘Pot of Greed’ do?”
Altercation begins.