"Professional sysadmins treat their machines like cattle, not like pets" or something

Na skill issue (/lh)

I'm giving each of my machines cute funny names, and they all get to live long happy lives with their friends!! And if they grow old and slow and maybe their screens or keyboards don't work so well anymore they can still be helpful and loved

They're my little creatures and I'm never just gonna call one server-02-hotspare