Mastodawn

Just recalled my school work experience.
Career advisor: "What's your dream placement? Think big!"
Me: "I'd like to work in TV, film or..."
Career advisor: "What's your dad's job?"
Me: "Sales rep in a menswear firm"
Career advisor: "Ok, so I'm placing you in a dept store in menswear. Have fun!"

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That’s a moray

@Richard_Littler Career advisor down the pub afterwards: fookin kids, like I would know anyone who works in telly. If I knew anyone who works in telly d'ya think I'd be working as a career advisor?