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If he is so fucking dumb , how did he get hooked up with a Goldman Sachs manager ??

@SmudgeTheInsultCat We must never forget

"I like Ted Cruz more than anyone in the Senate did,
and I hate Ted Cruz"
-- Sen. Al Franken

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Batista was mainly owned by the American Mafia.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat

Is this Ted Cruz's backstory?

"So, as Pappy was tortured by a brutal US-backed dictator, I hooked up with Trump so as to install lots of US-backed brutal dictators. I hated my Papito so so much. It was me who informed on him originally."
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Ted's dad, Rafael Cruz says that as a teenager he was beaten and jailed by Batista. There is no evidence of that claim.
Cruz also says that he supported the Cuban revolution, but did not know that Castro was a communist.
Cruz Sr's history has taken many odd turns. He is now in his 80s and is a far right evangelical preacher.