I’ve always treated the modern world like a marvel. I carry an imaginary 15th century peasant in my head, and when I wash a teflon pan, or take an ibuprofen, I experience their appreciation of these everyday miracles. Whenever I use a new piece of technology I mentally explain how it works. If I can’t explain, we should go find out. Sometimes they talk back to me.

Today, in a moment of crisis, they said “I’ve got this; let me drive. Where’s our pitchfork?”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Everyday_Miracles

@Unixbigot microfiction? I thought that was just how you roll for a second lol
@yugthebug up until the pitchfork, it is.
@Unixbigot @yugthebug query: does that mean the 15th century peasant has asked to drive before, just not for something that requires a pitchfork?
@catgirl_so @yugthebug no, i meant “the sentence containing the pitchfork” <3