Ughhh. I have too much work to do and not enough time to do it.
I need a clone of myself, as long as the duplicate doesn't have the same running costs as the original.
Her: You're suplosed to be saving money, so why are you on the Harvey Nichols site looking at Louboutins??
Me: Because I NEEEED them!!
@Jaimieserotica as my ex-wife used to say, need and want are two different words… and you clearly NEEED them so that’s ok!
@Jaimieserotica or the same predilection for smut to corrode her productivity 🤭
@Jaimieserotica Now there's an idea for a story...Jamie collaborates with a mad (but hugely attractive) scientist and clones herself, creating all *sorts* of potential for naughty shenanigans at the lab! 👩🏻‍🔬👩🏼‍🔬👩🏼‍🔬😉🔥
@wavebreaker I think it's been done, but still a pretty cool idea 😎
@Jaimieserotica Worth cloning yourself and then getting Jamie #2 to write the story, right? Haha 😂
@Jaimieserotica If I had a clone of myself I don't think we'd get any work done because we'd be uh,, umm...
@nymphostimtoy It's an interesting idea... Would it be 'self abuse' or 'mutual masturbation?? At least I could get an honest answer if I wanted to know if my bum looked big in something 😂
@Jaimieserotica "Effective" is definitely one word I'd use ^^'
@Jaimieserotica Damn it now I'm half tempted to just write a selfcest blog post lol
@nymphostimtoy Its too good an idea not too
@Jaimieserotica I know I can be productive. I know I can get my shit done.

I did so a couple weeks ago. For like a week. And then it stopped working.