Ella "Ärgernis öffentlicher Erregung"

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20something transfem trying to explore her less family friendly side in a more familiar context, and trying to gain back her hornyness after it has been slashed by E.

Gonna try to live up to the instance name UwU

Feel free to flirt with me, but beware.... I might flirt back. (not looking for relationships cause I can't handle more than my current ones)

"So good at blowjobs I squirmed so hard I hurt myself, and didn't notice until after" - Emma
"Robust" - @LilaHexe
Pronousshe/her
Ella "Ärgernis öffentlicher Erregung"4h ago
got to try out a new-to-me position (for oral)..... I really liked it, but also I need to practice more... 🙃
Show threadElla "Ärgernis öffentlicher Erregung"1d ago
(this was inspired by @GoingDownWithSundial s "seven and a half tonnes" (goingdownwithsundial.com/seven-and-a-half-tonnes/))
Seven-and-a-Half Tonnes | Going Down with Sundial

One pallet too heavy, one delivery too early. A mundane errand turns into a dirty little daydream for a sex blogger with a wild imagination.

Going Down with Sundial
Ella "Ärgernis öffentlicher Erregung"1d ago
And the picture(s) I talked about. Washing my workpants gave me the opportunity to wear them right on my skin (which I usually don't). Initially I had specifically the second picture in mind.

Anyways, @GoingDownWithSundial , are these a reasonable number of or too many pockets?
Ella "Ärgernis öffentlicher Erregung"1d ago
Ruby1d ago
i love how every single instance of Mark 'Oh is spelled differently in this screenshot
Ella "Ärgernis öffentlicher Erregung"1d ago
Nympho Stim Toy1d ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/116261695325298265

Remember in my 6 month update post when I said there was a little update coming to the tentacle story?

Computers, my beloathed, managed to screw up the audio for it and none of us noticed for months!

It's fixed now though, now in full stereo rather than mono, so I suggest you grab a pair of nice comfy headphones and let it really engulf you in a way it never would have before <3

Ella "Ärgernis öffentlicher Erregung"2d ago
I should do bodywriting again. Maybe with the option for you all to make suggestions....
Ella "Ärgernis öffentlicher Erregung"2d ago
I have a good picture idea :3

and I'm pretty sure at least one of my followers on here will like it hehe

....still need to wait for something to dry though... so I guess that picture will follow some time tomorrow :)

might also wait for someone else to take the picture, since that would probably look way better...
Show threadElla "Ärgernis öffentlicher Erregung"2d ago
the britification strikes again! ​​
Ella "Ärgernis öffentlicher Erregung"2d ago
Show threadLilaHexe2d ago
Use code ACAB10 for an extra 10EUR on top of the standard ticket price

(the store isn't up yet)
Ella "Ärgernis öffentlicher Erregung"2d ago
prewashing my work trousers before subjecting my laundry machine to them

also, take that engelbert-strauss-kinksters! My boss got me burgia! You're getting denied today! (I think it just happened to be cheaper)