I want to autistic yap about literally anything that comes to my mind and then fall asleep in your lap
Ok deal, as long as I can fall asleep in your lap too!
So will you guys be like a pretzel or … ?

Unf pretzel, me daddy!!!

I mean… I’m yeah I guess, I just wanna fall sleep on someone’s lap. Maybe stroke my hair a bit?

I’m in a very committed relationship now, but there was a time when this response would have tempted me.