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Show threadTotallynotJessica12h ago
sounds hot
Show threada_non_monotonic_function11h ago
Fuck, this is definitely Jessica.
Show threadInternetCitizen28h ago
Yup. Busted
Show threadkewwwi2h ago
🤫 the IRS might be listening
Show threadTotallynotJessica2h ago

but would the real Jessica do this?

Show threadagentshags11h ago
As long as we stay of meta platforms lol
Show threadthadah11h ago
sign me up
Show threadQuinnyCoded11h ago
I want to autistic yap about literally anything that comes to my mind and then fall asleep in your lap
Show threadLadyMeow9h ago
Ok deal, as long as I can fall asleep in your lap too!
Show threadtoynbee8h ago
So will you guys be like a pretzel or … ?
Show threadMinnesotaGoddam7h ago
Removable laps
Show threadtoynbee7h ago
Are those like detachable penii?
Show threadMinnesotaGoddam6h ago
i mean it bepends on the penii but sure
Show threadLadyMeow7h ago

Unf pretzel, me daddy!!!

I mean… I’m yeah I guess, I just wanna fall sleep on someone’s lap. Maybe stroke my hair a bit?

Show threadtoynbee7h ago
I’m in a very committed relationship now, but there was a time when this response would have tempted me.
Show threaderrer9h ago
Not interested, but I’ll take a laydown on that couch pretty please. Looks cozy.
Show threadBerengaria_of_Navarre5h ago
Always
Show threadJennyLaFae40m ago
Come over to my place, we’ve got spicy cuddles and board games
Show threadParadoxSeahorse32m ago
I want this sofa, prolly that jumpsuit