The Onion, continuing to give me life.

@heidilifeldman Markwayne Fun Facts:

Sensitive about his height

Chickenshit diaperloading panicpansy when MAGAts are storming the capitol

@weezmgk @heidilifeldman Don't trash us shorties!#heightism
@Chrisblue Thing is, he's not exactly short. He's just sensitive about it because he wants to be a big tough guy for political reasons. @heidilifeldman
@heidilifeldman at this point the Onion aren't even close to going far enough for it to be satire anymore. When the next Trump administration hire could be Ghislaine Maxwell and nobody would be surprised, what is there even left to make up?
@heidilifeldman As a brother-in-law, I'm only ⅞ on board with this depiction
@heidilifeldman Yeah, but he would pull it off someone else's ear
@heidilifeldman IDK, it seems like what you need to get ahead in this society is the willingness to #ChairLegAllTheThings.
@heidilifeldman - this is the guy photographed cowering behind a desk when his Repugnicant ‘sightseers’ were so keen to see all lawmakers on 6 January?
Perfect fit for the job, then.