evacidePeople will react to news of major security vulns with "The only way to stay secure is to live as a hermit and throw your devices into the sea" and then keep chattering on the internet in a deeply unhermitlike manner while not throwing their devices into the sea.
/home/rqm@evacide It is also well and good for one to throw devices in the sea while bypassers are there livestreaming the weirdo throwing the device into the sea, only to get fined for environmental pollution because you were caught on CCTV and facial recognition matched you to your old facebook and the credit agencies gave the cops your last address.