evacidePeople will react to news of major security vulns with "The only way to stay secure is to live as a hermit and throw your devices into the sea" and then keep chattering on the internet in a deeply unhermitlike manner while not throwing their devices into the sea.
David Renaud@evacide I'm going off the grid as soon as i get to the end of the internet. Hopefully i won't get too many Likes because it's hard leaving knowing you'll let the fanbase down.