to spite the fuckers on tiktok who are bitching about "millennial green," i will paint the walls of my future room in this
zoomers and gen alpha should be studied. fuck you and your immense lack of whimsy

https://www.today.com/life/millennial-green-color-rcna227338
What Is Millennial Green? Why the Color Sparked a Style Debate

What is Millennial Green and how does it relate to millennial gray? Here's how to identify it and why it has become a trend.

TODAY
"but eric, aren't you a zoomer—"

don't even start. do not lump me in with these
children

i am a zillenial. i missed the cutoff point but i will gladly claim the label because i can and i'm so tired
to clarify, i specifically use the word "zoomer" to refer to late gen Z because that's what everyone thinks gen Z is. they think we're all these brainrotted tiktok ipad kids when that couldn't be farther from the case, especially if you're an early gen Z cohort like me

at the same time, though, i feel bad for these kids (and gen alpha) because they're being brought into an internet that's not like the one we experienced, and i mean that in a bad way. they're essentially being taught that constantly talking shit about others and looking down on everything they see is an acceptable way to socialize, when that couldn't be farther from the case

i may be blunt when describing them but i also want them to know it doesn't have to be like this
@ericjames I was literally super happy to get my hand mixer in a dark sage color and now I wanna get a vinyl wrap for my stand mixer in that color