Cats 
Plot twist, what if @catsalad doesn't have any cats?
@InsiderTreat @catsalad What do you mean? Isn't that how ops usually work?
@cR0w, @catsalad is actually a dog person!!!

@InsiderTreat @catsalad

stares into mirror

Am I CatSalad?

@cR0w @catsalad no one has seen you two together in the same room....
@cR0w @InsiderTreat @catsalad "We could live offa the fatta the lan', Lenny"