Church of JeffThis is how #autistic I am.
I'm at the grocery store and the cashier is giving away Pokemon cards to anyone that can tell him a joke.
I tell him my joke and NO ONE even gets it. LIke, they're all looking at me waiting for the punchline still sort of nothing response.
Except for the older dude that is bagging the groceries and he can't stop laughing.
BTW, the joke is my Atheist in Hell joke (https://mastodon.world/@jeffowski/113364026890878066) and I didn't get a card.
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An Atheist dies and goes to Hell. He is greeted by Satan and is shown around. The weather is nice, the dirt is fertile, and Satan gives him a nice house that is nicely furnished. He has all the food he could eat and he is free to roam around and enjoy eternity. Satan leaves, telling him he will check on him in a few weeks. The Atheist is enjoying his eternity and has been hiking and exploring when he comes to a high wall. He looks over the wall... CONT -> #Atheism #Atheist #ReligionIsPoison
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