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No Burger Kings, No Burger Gods, Only Burger Man

@JonBaker Man will never be truly free until the last Burger King is strangled with the entrails of the last Burger Priest.

@JonBaker If you cut the Burger King, does he not bleed?

@JonBaker Burger Man versus Burger Man.
Burger Man versus Burger Nature.
Burger Man versus Burger Self.

@maxleibman @JonBaker
Burger Man vs Fry Guy

@Nerde @JonBaker [Offspring voice] And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly . . . for a Fry Guy. 🎶

@JonBaker @jankhambrams Burger Man and Burger Superman

@JonBaker Five of them. Five Guys.

@grvsmth Five Guys enter. No Guys leave

@JonBaker ZZ Top reference?

@JonBaker
No Burger Gods
No Burger Masters