Mastodawn

🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)Mar 22

What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

Wrong answers only.

holding a big fish

7.1%

unlabeled group photo

6.5%

trucker cap / backwards baseball cap

3.4%

duck lips

7.3%

Instagram filters

4.5%

AI generated

10.3%

random dick pic

7.2%

emoji covering faces

4.8%

terribly backlit

4.1%

epic location

2.9%

blatant wealth signifiers

obviously high/drunk

6.5%

insufficient clothing

4.5%

just a dog/cat

8.1%

all cleavage

5.5%

holding a firearm

10.4%

Poll ended at Mar 25 at 5:55pm.

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E. C. Bigribs Mar 22

@alice I remember two pictures from my now-spouse's OkCupid dating profile.

One was a sexy beach pic. Specifically, it was a windswept, overcast, PNW beach and she was wearing foul weather gear and looking at a collection of seal bones.

The other was a fuck pic. Or rather, a clothed picture of her grinning and extending her middle finger, saying "fuck you!" She told me later this was in the event one of her exes found her profile.

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Sara Mar 22

@eedly @alice I would 💯 have swiped right for the first one 😆

I used to make sure I had pix of myself in field gear and a hard hat because it thinned out the guys who could not deal

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E. C. Bigribs

@sarae Just remembered, there was also a pic of her holding a pair of salmon from when she worked on boats in SE Alaska.

@alice