Ladies, gentlemen, and unaligned miscellaneous genders, may I present: "The Art Of The Deal"

🇺🇸 USA: We already won
🇮🇷 IRAN: Launch missiles
🇺🇸 USA: War is over
🇮🇷 IRAN: Launch missiles
🇺🇸 USA: Iran wants to negotiate
🇮🇷 IRAN: Launch missiles
🇺🇸 USA: Iran has run out of missiles
🇮🇷 IRAN: Launch bigger missiles
🇺🇸 USA: We are negotiating with Iran
🇮🇷 IRAN: Launch even more missiles
🇺🇸 USA: We are allowing ships through the strait
🇮🇷 IRAN: Launch a metric fuckton of missiles
🇺🇸 USA: America is now the enemy